Kid: My toe hurts. I need medicine.
Me: Sleep will make it feel better, too. If you fall asleep and it doesn’t feel better, let me know.
Category Archives: snippets
Twitter Update: Seen on the car beside mine in the parking garage…
Seen on the car beside mine in the parking garage #zombieoutbreakresponseteam ift.tt/1UVyuBn https://t.co/0zzQqZ1ESj

Twitter Update: These shoes let me show off my funky socks, like t…
These shoes let me show off my funky socks, like these from the #pusheenbox. ift.tt/1UUpJaL https://t.co/4O5BmDCBHs

Twitter Update: Trying to come up with a non-alcoholic punch I can…
Trying to come up with a non-alcoholic punch I can make for our upcoming luau-themed party. Guess what I just almost Googled. #hawaiianpunch
Twitter Update: Glad to have my braces off. Displeased with the re…
Glad to have my braces off. Displeased with the retainers, but I can deal. Not motivated to blog about any of it yet. Meh.

