“Birthday reward expires one day after your birthday.” Thanks for nothing, @Starbucks. Even the local pita joint gives me a whole week!
Category Archives: snippets
Twitter Update: Connor got to write his name on the #NoCavities bo…
Connor got to write his name on the #NoCavities board at the #dentist today! ift.tt/1MFRT7r https://t.co/jHnm31AgEv

Twitter Update: Clean teeth and no cavities! Sat nice and still fo…
Clean teeth and no cavities! Sat nice and still for his bite wing x-rays, too. #dentist ift.tt/1SXohip https://t.co/zYet0bjiG0

Twitter Update: The 3″ inseam jean shorts I bought some years back…
The 3″ inseam jean shorts I bought some years back finally fit. Pretty sure a 40-year-old (almost) shouldn’t be wearing shorts this short.
Twitter Update: Sorry, can’t go back to folding laundry right now….
Sorry, can’t go back to folding laundry right now. Non-lap cat currently on lap. https://t.co/9ivNAlroeN



