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My SQL-fu is not strong enough to translate this SSIS pkg into our BI app. Meanwhile, the intern is rocking SQL in the next cube over. FAIL.
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This week’s official weight loss: 2 lbs FTW. I was going to be happy with maintaining, but this is perfectly fine, too…
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Seen on the back of a purple semi truck cab in traffic this morning: “Plum Crazy Redneck.”
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Wanted nothing more than to call in sick — no, not really sick, just really tired — this morning.
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When reporting error text to Google re Epic YouTube Fail, I get the message that my query looks like spyware. Hey, man, just trying to help.
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