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Seen on the lid of someone’s coffee creamer in the break room: his last name, then, “Yes, I mind.”
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Autoposting my tweets to my blog helps me blog more frequently, just so I don’t have a whole page of one-liners next to twitter icons.
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Oh, great. Now XM Radio *and* OnStar are calling my phone. What yuppie had this number before me?
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Rcvd an email: please set these people’s passwords to ___. The email was sent to 9 different IS group emails. Now everyone knows the pwds.
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Glanced at the calendar on the wall of my cube and realized, “I get Friday off this week!” I can’t believe I forgot.
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