I had such a busy day that I forgot to share the photographic evidence that I remembered to wear a scarf on Weds. http://t.co/fXMDKwjf4o

I had such a busy day that I forgot to share the photographic evidence that I remembered to wear a scarf on Weds. http://t.co/fXMDKwjf4o

I have the Sanford & Son theme song in my head. Where the hell did THAT come from?! #earworm
Just took out the trash while wearing my paisley pajamas. That feels incredibly middle-aged somehow.
Fuckin’ Jesus WTF four pound GAIN in one week? I really, REALLY hope some of this is water retention. http://t.co/97iZB4PK8O

Good morning, Toledo. ift.tt/1hCpkIR http://t.co/Mpbb57mxFc
