dianaschnuth

I’ll see your butterball cookies, @smoke_suzanne, and raise you a zucchini chocolate cake. 😉

So sorry, my #kalanchoes — you are a casualty of toddler rage. #houseplant instagram.com/p/xABBSptU6G/

My 3-year-old just declared, “I get a snack for you!” Ran into the kitchen, opened the fridge, opened a drawer, and got out @byss‘s fudge.

The card count is looking up. Feeling a little more loved this Christmas Eve Day. instagram.com/p/w_t3_-tUxh/

I sent out over 30 cards, and have only gotten 7? Two got sent to our old address, so I’ll call it 9… But still. Did we piss someone off?