As my aunt @samantharuskin would say: There must be a hemorrhoid convention in town, ’cause all the assholes are out on the roads today.
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Twitter Update: Current status #toddler #toothbrushing http://t.co…
Current status #toddler #toothbrushing instagram.com/p/ubxdN1tU1v/
Twitter Update: As expected, up one pound exactly at today’s #Weig…
As expected, up one pound exactly at today’s #WeightWatchers weigh-in. I’ve mentally rebooted and am ready for a new week.
Twitter Update: Expecting a gain of at least a pound at today’s we…
Expecting a gain of at least a pound at today’s weigh-in, if not more. I over-ate like stupid crazy this past week. http://t.co/rpQoLy9QrH

Twitter Update: Going on day two of being in an unusually foul moo…
Going on day two of being in an unusually foul mood. Could have something to do with the minor back pain and headaches I’ve been enjoying.
