dianaschnuth

I’m almost done, I swear. Just wanted to tell you all that I love cheese too much to just remove it from my sandwich to save the calories.

#12 no mayo no cheese would have been an 11pt sandwich, where the #4 no mayo add avocado comes out to 9pts. Alas, I got an 18pt sandwich.

OK, they held the mayo on my #12, so it’s only 650 calories, but it still has cheese, where the #4 doesn’t. So that’s only an 18pt sandwich.

Pro tip: despite what the Jimmy John’s dude might say, a #4 no mayo add avocado is NOT the same as a #12. The #12 is 800 fucking calories.