Current status: it’s Monday afternoon. I’m tired, I have no coffee, and I need a haircut. #selfie http://t.co/xhzx19aIAU

Current status: it’s Monday afternoon. I’m tired, I have no coffee, and I need a haircut. #selfie http://t.co/xhzx19aIAU

Playing blocks last night #toddler #latergram instagram.com/p/rSWiWDtU7I/
Did a core fitness workout for 45 mins and felt great. Worked the soreness out of my quads. Feeling awesome. bit.ly/1kzGOqE
No tap water = no coffee at work. Got my morning cold-brewed latte from home, then I’ll nuke some bottled water for tea. #outofinstantcoffee
Is my queasy stomach due to accidentally ingesting algae toxins, or just because? I’m guessing just because. #emptyglasscity #aquapocalypse