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Yesterday’s training grossly misused the terms “sparkline” and “bullet chart.” Looking fwd to today. #idonotthinkitmeanswhatyouthinkitmeans

No, son, you don’t get a reward for farting in the potty. #pottytraining #toddlerlogic

Oh, hey! Looks like my #butterflybush bloomed today! #gardening instagram.com/p/qz3ivQNU-T/

Ah, Amazon. You deliver me hair ties, placemats, a new cloth measuring tape, a sweater drying rack, and a weeding tool right to my door. 🙂

Got to my desk at 8:00 precisely. That NEVER happens. Must remember what I did today and do it every morning! #chronicallylate