It’s dangerous to give me detailed workshop instructions, because I (and half the class) WILL work ahead. http://t.co/PLDYQSDw12

It’s dangerous to give me detailed workshop instructions, because I (and half the class) WILL work ahead. http://t.co/PLDYQSDw12

Trainer quotable: “Better to be click-happy than click-sad.” #WTF
Yesterday’s training grossly misused the terms “sparkline” and “bullet chart.” Looking fwd to today. #idonotthinkitmeanswhatyouthinkitmeans
No, son, you don’t get a reward for farting in the potty. #pottytraining #toddlerlogic
Oh, hey! Looks like my #butterflybush bloomed today! #gardening instagram.com/p/qz3ivQNU-T/