dianaschnuth

Sending funeral flowers to people who (I think) know I’m atheist. Balancing verbiage that would “bless” the family against looking false.

My boss came across some fresh Michigan strawberries and felt compelled to make pie. #dessertporn instagram.com/p/p-M-qNNU92/

If not for all these mature trees in my neighborhood, I’d probably be able to see the fireworks display I’m hearing. Ah, well.

Regarding my lunch tweet, I should point out that I subbed fat free raspberry vinaigrette for their tasty but calorific poppyseed dressing.