Hey, fruheads! Look who was on Kids CBC. He said his name and I was all, “Hey! That’s the guy from @relysh‘s band!” http://t.co/hc48vFvWPF

Hey, fruheads! Look who was on Kids CBC. He said his name and I was all, “Hey! That’s the guy from @relysh‘s band!” http://t.co/hc48vFvWPF

Was searching eBay for halter tops last night. My Mom (@smoke_suzanne) owned one much like this before I was born. http://t.co/gsKxmRKeFF

I’ve taken to drinking cups of coffee like I drink alcohol: with a glass of water between each. #pacingmyself
On a deadline, with repetitive mind-numbing copy/paste work ahead of me. Help me contain my enthusiasm.
Him: “Look! A squirrel!”
Me: “Oh, that’s a chipmunk!”
Him: “Go look at the chipmunk?” instagram.com/p/oQmcrxtU4d/