Thanks to the dim sum place being slammed for Mother’s Day, our afternoon got pushed back a whole damn hour. Nap, groceries, dinner. Fuck.
Category Archives: snippets
Twitter Update: This is what happens when your toddler insists on…
This is what happens when your toddler insists on holding your Mother’s Day carnation. instagram.com/p/n3gX3eNU-J/
Twitter Update: Mother’s Day present! Yay! I should probably wait…
Mother’s Day present! Yay! I should probably wait until @schnuth wakes up before I open the gift bag and card. 🙂 http://t.co/OqtYYB7aZA

Twitter Update: I don’t know what this is, but I don’t think it’s…
I don’t know what this is, but I don’t think it’s a calla lily growing in the calla lily’s pot. http://t.co/xBHL2iuJs2

Twitter Update: I know everyone was worried about whether I’d find…
I know everyone was worried about whether I’d find my lost work ID. Fear not! My son found it today, laying on a chair we never sit in.

