Me: My son painted his room with poo!
@dmallette: …Do you call him Pablo Poo-casso?
#rimshot
Category Archives: snippets
Twitter Update: I’m eating like a damn hobbit today. Breakfast, 2n…
I’m eating like a damn hobbit today. Breakfast, 2nd breakfast, and now elevensies. WTF. Diet fail.
Twitter Update: After multiple outages over the past several days,…
After multiple outages over the past several days, I hope that #weightwatchers eTools is getting a major upgrade. http://t.co/AaWQt4PSmw
Twitter Update: #tbt Five years ago, @schnuth took me to the Detro…
#tbt Five years ago, @schnuth took me to the Detroit Science Center for a Star Trek exhibit, then to Ann Arbor. flic.kr/p/6gwUEu
Twitter Update: Trying to keep my shit together during a 30min+ to…
Trying to keep my shit together during a 30min+ toddler tantrum. #toddlermom #selfie instagram.com/p/m3zP9UNU0X/