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We have a winner! @martinivixen says it’s a Narcissus hybrid, and after a Google Image Search, I agree. Ref: bit.ly/1021UwA

Nothing like a couple rounds of toddler spew to top your day off right. #stinky

Dear #lazyweb: What is this #yellow #flower that just bloomed in my flower bed? #gardenerwannabe flic.kr/p/eft7pg

“The Final Countdown” started playing in my head as I walked down the aisle to my cubicle. My clock read 7:59. #chronicallylate #victory