Mei kitty in the family room ift.tt/1cyDskm http://t.co/UuLQomnCP7

Mei kitty in the family room ift.tt/1cyDskm http://t.co/UuLQomnCP7

Nothing feels like #parentfail quite like scolding your kid for stalling at bedtime by asking for another hug.
Not to embarrass anyone, but I could listen to @luisefigueroa talk about SQL Server 2014 all day. Something about that accent…
Stepped outside to take out the recycling and got distracted by the stars. Distracted by constellations whose names I’ve long forgotten.
Seen on a groomer’s sign: “Cat puns freak meowt. No, seriously, I’m not kitten.” *groan*