Not that I’m not grateful and all, but… go home, weather. You’re drunk. Also, I hope our sump pump doesn’t choke. http://t.co/JhWjmtuKKe

Not that I’m not grateful and all, but… go home, weather. You’re drunk. Also, I hope our sump pump doesn’t choke. http://t.co/JhWjmtuKKe

Oh, OK. That explains why the channel labeled as NBC on my cable system is now showing infomercials. #negotiationfail http://t.co/0blZNhoyn5

Winter moon on snow instagram.com/p/kVcmMStU1m/
We planned a baby shower for our coworker for today, a month out from her due date, to be safe. So her water broke today. (At home!)
Weight loss reward #1 was new shoes. Reward #2 will be a nice tote bag. How long till the end is its own reward? http://t.co/qc5uXkbDs5
