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Back in 2001, Aaron made this compilation of Christmas music that he’d downloaded over his dial-up internet. See, he hated Christmas music, for the most part, but knew that there were some cool Christmas songs out there.

He burned copies for a few of his friends, who played it for their friends, and everyone loved it. And now, seven years later, you, too, can share in the joy that is…

Christmas Music That Doesn’t Suck!
(download .zip, 61.6 MB)

1. The Ramones – Merry Christmas (I Don’t Wanna Fight)
2. The Ventures – Jingle Bells
3. Stiff Little Fingers – White Christmas
4. El Vez – Feliz Navi-Nada
5. Cheech and Chong – Santa Claus and His Old Lady
6. Bruce Springsteen – Santa Claus is Coming to Town
7. Disco Noel – Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
8. Adam Sandler – The Hannukah Song
9. John Lennon – So This Is Christmas (War Is Over)
10. Bing Crosby and David Bowie – Little Drummer Boy
11. They Might Be Giants – Santa’s Beard
12. The White Stripes – Candy Cane Children
13. Bob and Doug McKenzie – The 12 Days of Christmas
14. Weird Al Yankovic – Christmas at Ground Zero
15. The Arrogant Worms – Christmas Sucks
16. Henry Rollins – ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
17. Pansy Division – Homo Christmas

Please note that Track 17 is NSFW, and was purposely put at the end of the CD to facilitate easy removal/omission of the one potentially offensive song — say, if you were going to make a copy for a co-worker or your uncle or something.

Share, enjoy, but don’t let The Man catch you sharing the joy. Happy Holidays!