Just took out the trash while wearing my paisley pajamas. That feels incredibly middle-aged somehow.
Twitter Update: Fuckin’ Jesus WTF four pound GAIN in one week? I r…
Fuckin’ Jesus WTF four pound GAIN in one week? I really, REALLY hope some of this is water retention. http://t.co/97iZB4PK8O
Twitter Update: Good morning, Toledo. http://t.co/H8mxZWHa1f http:…
Good morning, Toledo. ift.tt/1hCpkIR http://t.co/Mpbb57mxFc
Twitter Update: Yesterday morning, hanging out in the driveway wit…
Yesterday morning, hanging out in the driveway with Connor #latergram ift.tt/1PqfwQ4 http://t.co/xUQUIDeJf7
Twitter Update: Moved the picnic table inside; seems it’s a perfec…
Moved the picnic table inside; seems it’s a perfect place to play computer! ift.tt/1R5MuDF http://t.co/CcS9fRMVOm
