The only person in this waiting room with their nose not buried in a smartphone is the grandma across the room. (Myself included.)
Twitter Update: That was a glorious night of sleep for a weeknight…
That was a glorious night of sleep for a weeknight. Alas, I’m still on track to be late to work, as usual. http://t.co/FH8zJtpjuG

Twitter Update: In case you wondered, fish and seaweed emulsion fe…
In case you wondered, fish and seaweed emulsion fertilizer smells exactly like you’d expect. #gardening
Twitter Update: Sushi lunch for 11 PPVs. #weightwatchers http://t….
Sushi lunch for 11 PPVs. #weightwatchers ift.tt/1fxh64t http://t.co/1f7Us2KDz2

Twitter Update: I think the plant that’s popping up amongst the go…
I think the plant that’s popping up amongst the goldenrod is actually my dying dwarf flowering almond trying to live! bit.ly/1TKPtom

