Not to embarrass anyone, but I could listen to @luisefigueroa talk about SQL Server 2014 all day. Something about that accent…
Twitter Update: Stepped outside to take out the recycling and got…
Stepped outside to take out the recycling and got distracted by the stars. Distracted by constellations whose names I’ve long forgotten.
Operation Braceface: Day 904
If I hadn’t asked to tie in my molars, I’d be much closer to done right now. As it is, we’re moving back up the ranks of wire strength from square one — well, round 14, really.

Me: So, what wires are we moving to today?
New Ortho Assistant: Oh, just one size up.
Me: So, we were at…?
Assistant: …a 14, and we’re moving up to a 16.
Me: Still the round ones, then?
Assistant: Yep, round Ni-Ti*. –Did you go to dental school?
Twitter Update: Seen on a groomer’s sign: “Cat puns freak meowt. N…
Seen on a groomer’s sign: “Cat puns freak meowt. No, seriously, I’m not kitten.” *groan*
Twitter Update: On the list of things you don’t want to hear your…
On the list of things you don’t want to hear your dryer repairman say: “This is not typical.”