When your friend who knows you’re supposedly trying to lose weight sees you warming up a cinnamon roll, OWN that moment! Zero fucks given.
Category Archives: snippets
Twitter Update: First #strawberry blossom! #gardening https://t.co…
First #strawberry blossom! #gardening ift.tt/1TtfIjK https://t.co/eWWSERztsA

Twitter Update: Every year, I’m taken by this #treepeony in my bac…
Every year, I’m taken by this #treepeony in my back yard. ift.tt/1rXD1rC https://t.co/3KXVYk2Bgg

Twitter Update: I didn’t expect cleaning out my purse to take over…
I didn’t expect cleaning out my purse to take over an hour & result in paperwork to file, 9 coupons, 6 pens, and 9 packs of ortho elastics.
Twitter Update: My kid “forgot” he doesn’t like peaches after requ…
My kid “forgot” he doesn’t like peaches after requesting them for dinner. They will be my snack later w some yogurt & honey. #weightwatchers

