Fucking deer ate the tops off my tulips last night. I sprinkled some Deer Scram today to try to spare the survivors from the next buffet.
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Twitter Update: I mean, seriously, you guys. #beforeandafter #weig…
I mean, seriously, you guys. #beforeandafter #weightlossjourney ift.tt/1PiEtIJ https://t.co/B7w1iPALMT
Twitter Update: I think I just found the most unflattering “before…
I think I just found the most unflattering “before” photo of me at maximum girth. ift.tt/1RaB1C7 https://t.co/DBBXusn9FC
Twitter Update: This is a first: Mei Kitty waiting on Connor’s bed…
This is a first: Mei Kitty waiting on Connor’s bed. ift.tt/21zTQDQ https://t.co/C5BoKL3jsn
Twitter Update: Shit. No local #drumcorps = no local show. I’m not…
Shit. No local #drumcorps = no local show. I’m not willing to haul my son an hour north to see what he thinks of live drum and bugle corps.