I think I know why this sweater was at the thrift: I think I’m generating enough static electricity to power a string of Christmas lights.
Category Archives: snippets
Twitter Update: Recipe for awesome: 10oz Sumatra #coffee from the…
Recipe for awesome: 10oz Sumatra #coffee from the Keurig + 2 pumps Starbucks pumpkin sauce + 4oz light eggnog. https://t.co/RLbLHJC5Zv

Twitter Update: The smell of Static Guard reminds me of church. Di…
The smell of Static Guard reminds me of church. Did all Mormon churches smell like that in the ’80s and ’90s?
Twitter Update: Program relaunch, #WeightWatchers? This new eTools…
Program relaunch, #WeightWatchers? This new eTools experience might have been easier to swallow if we’d known that! https://t.co/1exkUa2fTL

Twitter Update: For @smoke_suzanne ‘s birthday today, I gifted her…
For @smoke_suzanne ‘s birthday today, I gifted her a signed copy of @shunn ‘s #AccidentalTerrorist memoir. “I’ve been wanting to read this!”

