dianaschnuth

Well, we live in the future. I am blogging from my freaking watch.

Today I learned that our black plastic paper plate holders are, in fact, microwave-safe. Thankfully.

Went into the living room to see how Connor was doing and if he wanted breakfast yet. Without looking up from his 2DS, he said, “I’m in the middle of a very hard boss right now so don’t say a word.”

That feeling when you’ve been trying to locate your 5th-grade BFF for decades, and a Google search finally turns up her married name.

My evening of sewing was going well until I turned my reversible blouse into a goddamned möbius strip.