Today’s win: I walked right past several cafeteria tables full of donuts on little plates, and took a banana out of the fruit bowl instead.
Category Archives: snippets
Status: Embracing My Data Nerdiness
I spent my workday coding, so of course I spent my evening experimenting with iOS Shortcuts and IFTTT.
Karate Belts

My boy has earned his blue belt in American freestyle karate. White through purple belts now hang on his bedroom wall.
Status: Overcaffeinated
OMFG. I need to steer clear of the Plus extra-caffeinated K-cups. I already knew that, but today’s coffee indiscretion really underscores the fact. #overcaffeinated #cornholio
Status: Both Amused and Grossed Out
No context: “Hey! Get your tongue outta my flute!”