My chiropractor has instructed me to “be a bum all weekend.” Those are doctor’s orders I can get behind. #caraccident #whiplash
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Twitter Update: ICYMI, I had an exciting day yesterday. I’m OK, ju…
ICYMI, I had an exciting day yesterday. I’m OK, just headachy and sore, but the Kia… And we lost our FSM decal! 🙁 http://t.co/g1iNQkPXwA
Twitter Update: Wet highway. Stopped traffic. Semi behind me didn’…
Wet highway. Stopped traffic. Semi behind me didn’t quite stop in time. #accident #latergram instagram.com/p/mWfdl5tUx0/
Twitter Update: I’m OK, guys! Just waiting for the results of my C…
I’m OK, guys! Just waiting for the results of my CAT scan to make sure my head’s still screwed on straight. http://t.co/iQCpZ0wSdG
Twitter Update: Got in another traffic accident. Hooray! Glad I pe…
Got in another traffic accident. Hooray! Glad I peed before I left work.