Back when I ordered these Girl Scout Cookies, I didn’t know what a bingey state of mind I’d be in when they were delivered. Bad, bad idea.
Category Archives: snippets
Amazon Return #Engrish
Twitter Update: February 24, 2017 at 10:06PM
In Jim Henson’s Labyrinth, the masquerade ball dancers gaze at their own reflections in handheld mirrors. Reminds me of ppl taking selfies.
Fun With Expired Film
Twitter Update: February 21, 2017 at 04:28PM
Me, dropping off my 5yo son at Pre-K: Well, I’d better quit jabberjawin’ and get to work.
My son: Wait, who’s Jabberjohn?

