Bravely resisting the paczki in the next cube. They smell so good, but they sit like a rock in my belly every year. Not this time!
Status: Wardrobe Fail
Today I learned that sometimes “tumble dry low” really means low, not medium. My quasi-expensive sweater from Stitch Fix is now about a size too small.
Twitter Update: February 22, 2019 at 09:55AM
Do I have any #SSRS #PowerBI #datanerds willing to support my idea? It hasn’t gotten any traction, but I think it’s totally legit. ‘KPI on Report Server web portal should allow .pbix Related Content’ https://t.co/U29z8cxxs6
Boob Squishing Complete for 2019
Every year for the past three years I’ve dreaded my mammogram appointment… and every year I leave wondering why I bothered getting all worked up over it. It’s one of the shortest medical appointments ever, and it’s only uncomfortable for less than a minute.
I did notice the digital readout on the machine while I was gripping it and holding my breath, and I’m pretty sure it said that my boob was squished to 5cm thick.
Ow.
Status: Enduring Small Talk
I forget which European country it is that considers small talk rude, but I could sure get behind that.