Jesus Christ, appointments. My boss has to hate me right about now. I’m a sick-time nightmare. http://t.co/XqUeNKPEIJ

Jesus Christ, appointments. My boss has to hate me right about now. I’m a sick-time nightmare. http://t.co/XqUeNKPEIJ

“SSRS always makes me output a sad face.” LOL. #SSRS http://t.co/pZQPkqvC4c

Me: Sorry, I can’t schedule PT that day. I’m getting this removed.
*holds out hand*
Physical Therapist: Sweet! Is that a ganglion cyst?!
Have you guys seen the new Cottonelle campaign? “So clean, you could go commando.” It got my attention, I’ll give it that.
I’d forgotten how fragrant #hyacinths can be. Welcome, spring! #gardening ift.tt/1ODYBHT http://t.co/LJBXjVSgg4
