My apologies to @relysh for ever suggesting she do anything other than her favorite thing (sandwiches) with her homegrown tomatoes. I finally have enough to make *my* favorite thing (tomato jam) and I am STOKED. 🍅
Open House, Second Grade

Connor was totally stoked to see his friend P at Open House yesterday!
Status: Captive Audience
Sounds like one of our neighbors bought a new bass guitar; I’ve heard most of the bass riffs from Nevermind in the past 15 minutes.
Status: Blaming the Quesadilla
Damn you, delicious quesadilla! I’m up 0.6 lbs at this week’s WW weigh-in, thanks mostly to yesterday’s impromptu portable lunch.
Schnuth Salon Selfie, August Edition

Feeling much less shaggy after my appointment with Schuyler.